Due to the recent terrorist attack at the Taco Bell in Berkeley, California, which included defacing the front façade with anti-American slogans and yelling "Death to Capitalist Pigs!!, this Muslim Vigorous Denouncement Alert is being issued within the continental United States.
CIA Director Michael Pompeo, the creator and administrator of the Muslim Vigorous Denouncement Program under President Donald Trump, issued the alert saying, "it's imperative to the national security of this country that every Muslim in the United States vigorously denounce this latest terrorist attack on the American people, the American way, and Taco Bell, or the CIA, FBI and DHS will consider those who don't suspects in this war crime against America."
**NOTICE: All Muslims have by noon on the 21st of January to report to their nearest Muslim Vigorous Denouncement Station to vigorously denounce this latest terrorist attack. Failure to do so will result in an arrest warrant issued for Aiding and Abetting a Terrorist Act under the Muslim Vigorous Denouncement Act of 2017.
The Muslim Vigorous Denouncement Program (MVDP) is a cornerstone of President Trump's Expanded Global War OF Terror and a vital contributor to the safety and freedom of the American people. Report any suspicious Muslim related activity to the CIA or your local law enforcement organization.
***End of Notice***
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